Redefine ‘consultant’.
Mar 19, 2007 Eng Journalism, 有一点无聊
Consultant: An individual who provides a professional condemnation, con (double ‘c’) and insult to a client for a fee, but normally not as an employee of the engaging party.
a million thanks to ahyi who help to redefine the definition for the term “consultant”! + additional opinion for tengyong.
(it sound great! feel like joining the line now…)
March 19th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
youzi… I’m a consultant ler… like that later no 1 wanna hire me liao la… siao! :p
March 19th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
天啊，我以为我毕业后就算到时候不喜欢programming的工作可以做做consultant的……现在可好了，给你说一说……我就确定这行就是我应该做的，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
March 19th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
jeffrey… welcome to to the “conning” club..
wahahahaha
March 20th, 2007 at 8:43 am
well, I believe “ahyi” is a perfectly qualified consultant. she has not been telling you the brutal truth. The real meaning of “consultant” is not actually “condemn” + “insult” but “con” + “insult”
March 20th, 2007 at 9:04 am
oh. sorry, I didn’t read the comment of ahyi on last post clearly, she got it right.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:44 am
[...] A big clap for our dear ahyi who working as a consultant~ [...]
March 20th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
so nice to have the chance to insult the customer and get paid
so next time when u have kids, expect them to say something like “teacher, teacher, i want to become a consultant, because ba ba said consultant can condemn & insult ppl one~”